Every woman can and should wear shorts. I don't know who made curvy women, pasty women, and hairy women believe that only skinny muscular women were allowed to wear shorts, but they were dead wrong.
Also fuck them. They are not your mom.
Unless it was your mom.
Then still fuck them- you do what you want.
Shorts are almost a necessity in the summer. For YEARS I wore full length jeans every summer and I wanted to actually die. I was hot. I was sweaty in places I didn't know could sweat. And I was UNCOMFORTABLE.
I know how uncomfortable the idea of wearing shorts is to you, I get it, but think of how uncomfortable you are NOW. Its not worse than that. Nothing is worse than sweat soggy jeans sticking to your hot sweaty thighs while everyone else is thigh naked around you.
So I have made it my mission to make every hater out there feel especially uncomfortable with my thighs by showing them off this summer.
Are they perfect? ha! no.
Do I have celulite? YES
Are they pasty? Less so because I use fake tanner, but yes
Are they the size of tree trunks? You bet your ass they are.
And haters gonna hate.
But I am gonna be comfortable. Enter the short short parade :D
Another note: Are you working out in pants or capris in this hot weather for no reason? SHORT SHORTS my friends! The sweat dripping down your thighs will be lubrication enough to prevent chafing (trust) and you won't be dying of heat while your thighs cry out for fresh air. My new workout shorts are my favorite thing ever.
|I have a stupid look on my face lol. But my thighs are smiling :D|
|Tans save lives. Fake tans, of course. Real tans kill people..... with cancer.|