But its TMI
So I am telling you to walk away now.
Dont say I didn't warn you.
Because I did.
Ok here it is.
I started eating super clean, and I am having a hard time pooping.
I used to be a really good pooper. Like the envy of my friends. 3 a day, no issues, it felt awesome.
NOW I can't poop to save my life. I will go 4-5 days without a healthy poop and it is killing me! My stomach hurts, I feel bloated, like its all building up in there. I have tried teas, Miralax, eating veggies that promote poop, drinking my weight in water (which I do already), adding lemon to my water, drinking prune juice, etc. NOTHING is doing the trick. I think because I have cut like 99% of the fat from my diet, that is part of the problem. The only thing that helps is taking a hard core laxative but it hurts my stomach SO FREAKING BAD and it always "works its magic" at 3 am and I hate it. I really do. But I am getting desperate.
Hence my asking you.
Because this shit (pun intended) is embarrassing.
Please help me!